Hygiene school has changed me.
1. I've become an irritated driver. Mind you, I'm not aggressive, just annoyed. When someone cuts me off, I get irritated; if I hit every red light--instant "for reals!?!?!"; j-walkers 15 feet from the crosswalk. . . oh no. And this is because I need to study, always.
2. I don't know what the word 'procrastination' means anymore. Too much is due every day to put something off.
3. I go to bed at 8:00pm, 9:00pm latest. If I'm up later than that, my poor husband gets a grizzly bear wife. Sad. On weekends, I'm a wreck because I'm so tired but our friends aren't!
4. I've lost weight. I don't like this. I like weighing my normal range. I blame it on being dehydrated, and not having enough time to prep food for meals. My skin looks weird and my hair doesn't shine because I'm hungry. . . also, I think I'm pre-diabetic, but that's a self diagnosis.
5. I fall asleep in random places. Jake and I have a dumb game we used to play--when he'd walk in a room, I'd pretend I just woke up. I'm serious-it's lame, but we love it and it makes us laugh. Now, however, this is my reality. I fall asleep on the floor, watching Master Chef, doing online quizzes, in the bath, and sometimes when I'm eating. It's hilarious, I'm sure!
I love this program. I love the girls and guys I'm with. I love teeth. I love gingivitis. And I love that I get to be so tired learning something I love so much.
And I'm happy happy happy with scrubs!
2. I don't know what the word 'procrastination' means anymore. Too much is due every day to put something off.
3. I go to bed at 8:00pm, 9:00pm latest. If I'm up later than that, my poor husband gets a grizzly bear wife. Sad. On weekends, I'm a wreck because I'm so tired but our friends aren't!
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| Me, on weekends. |
4. I've lost weight. I don't like this. I like weighing my normal range. I blame it on being dehydrated, and not having enough time to prep food for meals. My skin looks weird and my hair doesn't shine because I'm hungry. . . also, I think I'm pre-diabetic, but that's a self diagnosis.
5. I fall asleep in random places. Jake and I have a dumb game we used to play--when he'd walk in a room, I'd pretend I just woke up. I'm serious-it's lame, but we love it and it makes us laugh. Now, however, this is my reality. I fall asleep on the floor, watching Master Chef, doing online quizzes, in the bath, and sometimes when I'm eating. It's hilarious, I'm sure!
I love this program. I love the girls and guys I'm with. I love teeth. I love gingivitis. And I love that I get to be so tired learning something I love so much.
And I'm happy happy happy with scrubs!
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Also, can you teach me some magical tricks to get my child to brush her teeth or not scream bloody murder when I do it for her? She'll move the brush around in her mouth, but doesn't really get anything. She won't chew on it. I can't say I love gingivitis as much as you...