Monday.

  I have irrational fears. I fear that some kind of insect is going to crawl into my ear and lay eggs and I'm just going to have a million roaches in my ear. . . or my eyes. Both are equally scary. At the same time, I am not afraid of spiders or scorpions at all.
  I was just in the bathtub, taking my nightly bath when I washed my face and felt something move past me! But it was only water re-arranging because I'd just moved. Any one from Mesa that gets irrigation will know of the fear I had when I thought a sewer roach had joined my bath.

  Jack remembered my birthday! It was so fun! I work in a dental office, and when I got into work on Thursday, there were flowers on the desk for me! It was so fun! And it made me shy. And then I loved it again. 
  Also, speaking of J, he is taking the DAT so soon. I cannot believe that the time is already here! How weird.

  Lastly, I've mentioned before that there are these dogs down the street that we love. Their names are Alice and Olive. . . but a few months ago we found a new dog. . . a new, obese and nearly dead dog! We've named him Chunky Puppy and he's only outside sometimes, but he is so so fat! We think he has heart attacks every time I call him to come to the fence for some pets! He is so so so fat. Chunky Puppy, Alice and Olive. We love them. Also, Chunky Puppy is super, super fat. 

 

Comments

Anonymous said…
ha!!! i cannot. now i'm going to think of sewer roaches when i take a bath!
Alyx said…
Oh, gosh... sewer roaches? Dude. I almost break out in tears every time I see a lady bug, I can't imagine what I'd do if I thought I was being attacked by mutant roaches while taking a bath. Probably run out of my house screaming. Hopefully I'd remember to grab a towel.
You work at a dentist's office and you didn't tell me?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!!!!

PS My fear of cockroaches is largely in part to a sewer roach joining my bath at a very wee, young age in Kingman, Arizona.
T&S said…
I cannot stand roaches. No matter how clean you are, roaches are common in Florida. They live in the freakin' plants. It is disgusting and I have nightmares about them.... ::::shudder::::

XO Lourdes
Liz Brown said…
I have never heard of a 'sewer roach' but I absolutely had my butt cringe and my neck tingle just imagining one in my bath.

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